1
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<i>♪ MTV ♪</i>

2
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[both chuckling]

3
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<i>[rock music]</i>

4
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<i>♪ ♪</i>

5
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[both chuckling]

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This is our most advanced
VR glasses yet

7
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with almost no latency.

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Try them on,

9
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and you truly feel like you're
going inside the video game.

10
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Whoa.
Did you hear that, Beavis?

11
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Oh, yeah, he said, "Feel like
you're going inside."

12
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[both chuckling]

13
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Uh, no, dumbass.

14
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He said those glasses
make you feel like

15
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you're going
inside a video game.

16
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Let's try them, Beavis.

17
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I've always wanted to,
like, go inside a video game

18
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and eat some coins and kick
Luigi in the nads.

19
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Yeah, that would be cool.

20
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Uh, let's see here.

21
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These ones look pretty cool.

22
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[both chuckling]

23
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Just put these on here.
[chuckles]

24
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- Whoa.
- Whoa.

25
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- These graphics are amazing.
- Wow.

26
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It looks like we're really
in some kind

27
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of a mall or something.

28
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Yeah,
looks just like real life,

29
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but it's a little bit darker.

30
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It's amazing.
[both chuckling]

31
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Whoa, look.
They even have a Hot Topic.

32
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This game kicks ass.

33
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It's really amazing. Yeah.

34
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Let's go kick ass
on some noobs, yeah.

35
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[plays pitch on piano]

36
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[hums pitch]

37
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[plays pitch an octave down]

38
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<i>Is he trying
to teach singing or reading?</i>

39
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I don't know, but I don't
wanna learn either one.

40
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Yeah, really.

41
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♪ Mum mum mum mum-mum-mum,
mum mum mum mum ♪

42
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[plays new key]

43
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[humming along]

44
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<i>Yeah, this is kinda catchy.</i>

45
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<i>♪ Mum mum mum mum-mum-mum,
mum mum mum mum ♪</i>

46
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<i>Yeah, that is kinda catchy.</i>

47
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It's like a song
about your mom.

48
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♪ Beavis's mom, mom, mom,
mom is a slut ♪

49
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[chuckles]

50
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No, you're off, Butt-Head.

51
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♪ [brightly] Beavis's
mom-mom-mom, mom is a slut ♪

52
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Wait a minute.
- [chuckles]

53
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Shut up, Butt-Head.

54
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♪ Na ba, na ba, na ba,
na ba ♪

55
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<i>What's in that purple door
back there?</i>

56
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<i>It's got, like, a padlock
on it. [chuckles]</i>

57
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<i>That's where he keeps
his wife's skeleton.</i>

58
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<i>[both chuckling]</i>

59
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That's pretty dark,
Butt-Head.

60
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Uh, sorry, Beavis.

61
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[chuckles] Just trying
to have a little fun.

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♪ One two three, one two
three, one two three, one ♪

63
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<i>Damn it,
is he teaching counting now?</i>

64
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♪ One two three,
one two three, one ♪

65
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<i>He's not even
doing it right.</i>

66
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<i>Yeah. One, two, three, one?</i>

67
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Yeah, it goes
one, two, three, four.

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[chanting] Beat your meat
upon the floor.

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Beat your meat.
both: Beat your meat.

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Five, six, seven, eight,

71
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beat your meat
with a roller skate.

72
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Beat your meat.
Beat your meat.

73
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13, 14, 15, 16...

74
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both: Beat your meat
without resisting.

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Beat your meat. Beat your meat.

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17, 18, 19, 20.

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Beat your meat,
you still got plenty.

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both: Beat your meat.
Beat your meat.

79
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Uh...

80
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Wait, what's nine, ten,
eleven, twelve?

81
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It's "nine, ten,
eleven, twelve,

82
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"beat your meat
until it swells.

83
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Beat your meat.
Beat your meat."

84
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<i>Now that's a good song.
[chuckles]</i>

85
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You know who would sing
that song really good?

86
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Adele.
[chuckles]

87
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Yeah, she'd be great,
you know?

88
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<i>Give it a woman's perspective,
you know.</i>

89
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<i>Beat your meat.
Beat your meat.</i>

90
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<i>[both chuckling]</i>

91
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Whoa.
It really is realistic.

92
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It sure is, Beavis.

93
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Let's go, like,
look at stuff up close.

94
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[chuckles]

95
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Whoa, check it out, Beavis.

96
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It looks just like a real guy.

97
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And his butt looks
just like a real butt.

98
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Wow. This technology has
really come a long ways,

99
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you know what I'm saying?

100
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Whoa, and you can
even interact with it, wow.

101
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Hey, back off, buddy.
What's wrong with you?

102
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They even programmed him
to act mad

103
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when you stick your face
in his butt.

104
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It's amazing.
It's just like a real mall.

105
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[chuckles]

106
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Ow.

107
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It feels just like real pain.

108
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How do they do it?

109
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Whoa. This is cool.

110
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We're in the water level, Beavis.

111
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Check it out.
- Yeah.

112
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I don't know, Butt-Head.

113
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The water doesn't feel
that real.

114
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Feels kinda fake, actually.

115
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I guess you have to, like,
pay extra for the pro model.

116
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Butt-Head, what are we
supposed to do in this game?

117
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You dumbass, don't you know
anything about video games?

118
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We're supposed to, like,
go find some weapons,

119
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and then at the end
of the level,

120
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we kill a boss.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.

121
00:05:07,829 --> 00:05:11,136
I think we need to, like,
talk to some NPCs.

122
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[chuckles]

123
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Hi, would you like to try
our blueberry mint tea?

124
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No. Can you, like,
give us a mission?

125
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Yeah, because
we just started this game,

126
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and we need, like,
a flamethrower or something.

127
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- What?
- We need a mission, dumbass.

128
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Is there, like,
someone we can kill

129
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and then you'll give us
a sword or something?

130
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Can you guys just go do this
somewhere else?

131
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You can't just come up
to people trying to--

132
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Is there, like,
a button to press

133
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so we can skip him talking?

134
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You can just come up to
people trying to do their job,

135
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and just start saying weird...
- Hey, come on. Skip. Skip!

136
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- To get a reaction.
- It's not working, Butt-Head.

137
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I don't wanna have
to call security.

138
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That's not what I'm about,
you know, man?

139
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Skip. Come on, skip.

140
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This interaction sucks.

141
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Let's go find a flamethrower

142
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so we can come back
and blow him up.

143
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"I don't wanna have
to call security.

144
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That's not what I'm about."

145
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[both chuckling]

146
00:06:04,407 --> 00:06:06,235
So what do we do now,
Butt-Head?

147
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Uh, well, let's see.

148
00:06:08,759 --> 00:06:10,631
We're on level two
of this game now,

149
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so we probably have
some new powers.

150
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Cool. Like what?

151
00:06:15,070 --> 00:06:16,071
Uh...

152
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I think we can go outside

153
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and, like,
carjack a car or something.

154
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And go get a laser gun
or, like, a battle axe. Yeah.

155
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Hmm. Let's see.

156
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Which car should we jack?

157
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That one looks pretty good.

158
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Well, let's go carjack it.

159
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Yeah, this is gonna be cool.

160
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[engine revs, both shout]

161
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Hey, hey, slow down.
[tires screech]

162
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Hey, come back here.

163
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Damn it.
You screwed it all up, Beavis.

164
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Damn it.

165
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This game is hard.

166
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I wanna start over.

167
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Uh, yeah, good idea.

168
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How do we do that?

169
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We need to, like, die.

170
00:07:02,596 --> 00:07:03,945
And then we can
come back to life

171
00:07:04,032 --> 00:07:06,077
at the beginning
of the level and start over.

172
00:07:06,164 --> 00:07:07,644
Oh, yeah, cool.
[chuckles]

173
00:07:07,731 --> 00:07:09,080
So how do we, like, die?

174
00:07:09,167 --> 00:07:10,430
Uh...

175
00:07:10,517 --> 00:07:12,127
I got an idea, Beavis.

176
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Yeah? What is it?

177
00:07:13,302 --> 00:07:15,086
Ah!

178
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[chuckles]

179
00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:18,612
Uh...

180
00:07:18,699 --> 00:07:22,267
You butthole,
you're still alive.

181
00:07:22,354 --> 00:07:23,791
Are you sure?

182
00:07:23,878 --> 00:07:26,533
Damn it, Beavis,
you suck at video games.

183
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Let me show you
how it's done.

184
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Okay, here we go.

185
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Just go ahead and--

186
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Ooh! Uh!
[chuckles]

187
00:07:35,846 --> 00:07:38,022
Oh, my God. Are you okay?

188
00:07:38,109 --> 00:07:39,720
Uh, no.

189
00:07:39,807 --> 00:07:42,026
I'm still alive.

190
00:07:42,113 --> 00:07:45,029
Get back in your car
and run me over again, dumbass.

191
00:07:45,116 --> 00:07:46,770
[grunting]

192
00:07:46,857 --> 00:07:48,163
What are you doing?

193
00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:49,730
One more oughta do it.

194
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[grunts]

195
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[chill music]

196
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[humming]

197
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♪ Yeah yeah ♪

198
00:08:01,219 --> 00:08:03,047
<i>♪ ♪</i>

199
00:08:03,134 --> 00:08:04,875
♪ Didn't know that I could
dance like this ♪

200
00:08:04,962 --> 00:08:06,964
She dresses
like what stupid people

201
00:08:07,051 --> 00:08:10,098
think smart people dress like.

202
00:08:10,185 --> 00:08:13,057
♪ Maybe genetics in my DNA ♪

203
00:08:13,144 --> 00:08:15,756
♪ Something in my brain <i>♪
- What is DNA again?</i>

204
00:08:15,843 --> 00:08:19,020
<i>Uh, that that stuff,
like,</i>

205
00:08:19,107 --> 00:08:20,717
at a crime scene?

206
00:08:20,804 --> 00:08:24,199
Like, if you have DNA,
it means you're guilty.

207
00:08:24,286 --> 00:08:25,853
Oh, yeah, yeah.

208
00:08:25,940 --> 00:08:28,638
That's why I never spank
my monkey near a crime scene.

209
00:08:28,725 --> 00:08:30,292
You know? [chuckles]

210
00:08:30,379 --> 00:08:32,250
Oh, yeah.

211
00:08:32,337 --> 00:08:33,774
That's pretty smart, Beavis.

212
00:08:36,864 --> 00:08:38,953
<i>Oh, God.</i>

213
00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:40,345
<i>Firemen.</i>

214
00:08:40,432 --> 00:08:43,392
<i>- Yeah.
- [chuckles]</i>

215
00:08:43,479 --> 00:08:45,350
<i>Those firemen,
they're always, like,</i>

216
00:08:45,437 --> 00:08:47,222
<i>like, being heroes.</i>

217
00:08:47,309 --> 00:08:48,919
<i>And getting medals and stuff.</i>

218
00:08:49,006 --> 00:08:51,269
<i>But all they do is just
sit around and wait</i>

219
00:08:51,356 --> 00:08:53,315
<i>and play checkers,</i>

220
00:08:53,402 --> 00:08:56,100
and, like,
do bachelorette parties.

221
00:08:56,187 --> 00:08:58,146
<i>And then as soon
as I wanna burn something,</i>

222
00:08:58,233 --> 00:08:59,582
they come and put it out.

223
00:08:59,669 --> 00:09:01,149
[both chuckling]

224
00:09:01,236 --> 00:09:04,761
I remember the first time
I found out what firemen do.

225
00:09:04,848 --> 00:09:07,242
I was little, and I was
in this vacant lot,

226
00:09:07,329 --> 00:09:09,287
<i>and I started a fire,</i>

227
00:09:09,374 --> 00:09:11,028
and then the firemen showed up,

228
00:09:11,115 --> 00:09:12,943
and then they brought out
this firehose,

229
00:09:13,030 --> 00:09:16,338
and I was like, yeah, cool,
a firehose, yeah.

230
00:09:16,425 --> 00:09:19,123
But guess what comes out
of the firehose?

231
00:09:19,210 --> 00:09:21,082
Just guess.
I want you to guess.

232
00:09:21,169 --> 00:09:24,085
Everyone knows what comes out
of a firehose.

233
00:09:24,172 --> 00:09:25,782
No, no,
it's not what you think.

234
00:09:25,869 --> 00:09:29,133
I'll give you a hint.
It's not fire.

235
00:09:29,220 --> 00:09:31,135
It's water! You believe that?

236
00:09:32,702 --> 00:09:34,922
And then they just put it out,

237
00:09:35,009 --> 00:09:37,577
and then they told me a bunch
of stuff of how fire is bad,

238
00:09:37,664 --> 00:09:39,404
and then they took me back
to my mom.

239
00:09:40,710 --> 00:09:43,408
<i>You know, they should call
them watermen. Yeah.</i>

240
00:09:43,495 --> 00:09:45,019
<i>That's what I call them,</i>

241
00:09:45,106 --> 00:09:47,935
<i>when I'm not calling them
son of a bitches.</i>

242
00:09:48,022 --> 00:09:50,198
<i>You thought firemen
start fires?</i>

243
00:09:50,285 --> 00:09:51,765
<i>Yeah, I mean,</i>

244
00:09:51,852 --> 00:09:53,114
<i>you know, the garbageman
just, like,</i>

245
00:09:53,201 --> 00:09:54,419
<i>spreads garbage everywhere.</i>

246
00:09:54,506 --> 00:09:55,943
<i>I mean, why not?</i>

247
00:09:56,030 --> 00:09:57,988
<i>I just thought,
you know, the firemen.</i>

248
00:09:58,075 --> 00:10:01,209
I mean, they did save my life
four times, you know, so...

249
00:10:01,296 --> 00:10:03,385
<i>Yeah, maybe they're not
all bad. I don't know.</i>

250
00:10:03,472 --> 00:10:05,430
<i>Son of a bitches.</i>

251
00:10:05,517 --> 00:10:07,258
<i>[chuckles]</i>

252
00:10:07,345 --> 00:10:08,825
<i>Never meet your heroes.</i>

253
00:10:13,177 --> 00:10:14,701
Whoa.

254
00:10:14,788 --> 00:10:16,354
Whoa, I think it worked,
Butt-Head.

255
00:10:16,441 --> 00:10:18,705
We died, and we're at
the beginning of the level.

256
00:10:18,792 --> 00:10:21,055
These glasses are amazing.

257
00:10:21,142 --> 00:10:22,926
Uh, Beavis?

258
00:10:23,013 --> 00:10:24,188
What?

259
00:10:24,275 --> 00:10:26,103
We're not wearing
the glasses.

260
00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:28,323
Oh. So we're not
in the game anymore?

261
00:10:28,410 --> 00:10:31,543
Uh, I guess not.

262
00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,763
Oh, so we're just, like,
in a hospital?

263
00:10:33,850 --> 00:10:37,027
Uh, looks like it.

264
00:10:37,114 --> 00:10:39,290
Damn it. This sucks.

265
00:10:41,336 --> 00:10:42,859
Uh, wait a minute.

266
00:10:42,946 --> 00:10:44,513
There's the glasses.

267
00:10:46,515 --> 00:10:49,300
Whoa. It did work.

268
00:10:49,387 --> 00:10:50,867
We're at the beginning
of the level.

269
00:10:50,954 --> 00:10:53,522
We're in some sort
of hospital-like room.

270
00:10:53,609 --> 00:10:55,785
Look, I've got a weapon.

271
00:10:55,872 --> 00:10:58,483
It's like a white club.
- Whoa.

272
00:10:58,570 --> 00:10:59,397
I've got one too.

273
00:10:59,484 --> 00:11:01,443
It's, like, a spear

274
00:11:01,530 --> 00:11:02,226
with a bag on it.

275
00:11:02,313 --> 00:11:04,272
Okay, Beavis.

276
00:11:04,359 --> 00:11:08,624
Time to quit screwing around
and go kill everything we see.

277
00:11:08,711 --> 00:11:09,538
Oh, there you are.

278
00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:11,409
Thank God you're alive.

279
00:11:11,496 --> 00:11:13,934
I'm so sorry--
- Let's kill him, Beavis.

280
00:11:14,021 --> 00:11:15,805
What?
Look, I don't blame you--

281
00:11:15,892 --> 00:11:17,677
- Die!
- Club his ass, Beavis.

282
00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:20,288
Ah! I understand why
you're angry.

283
00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:21,681
<i>Ah!</i>

284
00:11:21,768 --> 00:11:23,639
<i>Finally killing a boss,
yeah!</i>

285
00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:25,859
<i>I'll let you hit me
two more times, but that's it.</i>

286
00:11:25,946 --> 00:11:27,208
<i>[thuds and shouts]</i>

287
00:11:27,295 --> 00:11:29,036
<i>Let's go kill the doctors.</i>

288
00:11:29,123 --> 00:11:30,646
<i>Yeah! Yeah!</i>


